Ironically, I like to sing "Leatherwing Bat" only when I'm in a good mood. It's like an ABBA song in that way.

"I," said the little leatherwing bat
"I'll tell you the reason that
The reason that I fly by night
Is because I lost my heart's delight."
Refrain:
Howdy dowdy diddle-dum day
Howdy dowdy diddle-dum day
Howdy dowdy diddle-dum day
Hey le lee-lee lie-lee low
"I" said the blackbird sitting on a bench
"Once I courted a handsome wretch.
He proved fickle and turned his back
And ever since then I've dressed in black."
(Refrain)
"I" said the red-bird sitting on a fence
"I fancied a lad and he fancied me.
He got scared and from me fled
And ever since then my head's been red."
(Refrain)
"I" said the owl with a head so white
"A lonesome day and a lonesome night,
Thought I heard some pretty-boy say
She'd court all night and sleep all day."
(Refrain)
"I" said the little turtle dove,
"I'll tell you how to win your love,
Court him night and court him day
Never give him time to say you nay!”
(Refrain)



