Sunday, January 01, 2006
New Year's Resolutions for Fairy Tale Characters
Red Riding Hood:
1) Update glasses prescription.
2) Set up and keep yearly eye appointments with the optometrist.
1) Investigate textiles industry to find out how cloth is really made.
2) Wear heavy-duty gardening gloves when touching sharp objects.
1) Exercise extreme caution when giving out email addresses over the internet.
2) Teach the dwarves to make their own beds so there's extra time in the morning for yoga practice.
Please add to the list: