
I've become smitten with the
Martin OMC Red Birch guitar made with sustainable woods. As far as I'm concerned, this guitar is way better than a
hybrid car or a
gazebo.* Part of the guitar is made from
rescued sitka spruce, too. If I had this guitar, I would be an active part of the reduce/reuse/recycle manifesto. I haven't gotten my paws on the guitar yet (as of now, it's not even available in the stores), so maybe I'd get over my infatuation if I could just plink a few chords of "The Midnight Special" or "All the Pretty Little Horses."
Three thousand 2,999 USD is all I need, my friends. I'd have to play a lot of birthday parties. Well, you know how to book me.
*For some reason, I have a reputation for being impulsive, dramatic and prone to hyperbole. I simply do not know how people get such notions.