Awards, Gigs, Dreams, and Barre Chords

1) Get your 2008 ALA literary award announcements (Newbery, Caldecott, Prinz, King, Batchelder, and more) right here. I'm way behind on my books, but hey, I do read what the bloggers tell me to read.

2) I had fun at my two birthday party gigs yesterday. Unfortunately, Bede was too sick to take Lucia to her classmate's birthday party yesterday (on our 7th wedding anniversary), and she was a bit down about that. However, the host from my second gig sent me home with cake and balloons for Lucia, so that was a perk.

3) I had a dream last night that I was taking a high school/college course with Neil Gaiman as the professor. When I received my report card, I found that Gaiman had flunked me. Gaiman had written in the margins, "Sorry about this--I think I gave too much reading material for this course." Never mind that in the dream I had no recollection of taking Gaiman's course, and would certainly have done the reading had I known what the assignments actually were. My dreams of late have all been variations on the theme of finding out that all my degrees are going to be negated unless I take two high school/college/graduate school courses. These courses are often a combination of English, Science, and Gym. I have a hard time finding my classes and by the time I do, the semester is almost over. I think these dreams have something to do with my lifelong frustration over the implied expectation that I can read my professors' or supervisors' minds. (Memorandum to past professors and supervisors: I can't read your minds. I know you're older and wiser than I, but trust me on this one.)

4) I'm in the midst of participating in HipWriterMama's latest 30 day challenge. This month, I'm working on barre chords for 15 minutes every day. While I've got the F chord (barring 2 strings) down and am successfully strumming a B flat barre chord 75% of the time, I've yet to incorporate these chords into songs smoothly. However, I thought this might be a good time to introduce my F7 major chord for those of you perpetually frustrated by the F chord on the guitar. I use the F7 major chord for quick changes between C and G chords, and also for arpeggios on the upper tier a la House of the Rising Sun. Here it is:

Song of the Week: American Tune

Thanks go to my college Humanities: Arts and Music class professors for introducing me to the history leading up to Paul Simon's "American Tune."

Hem, hem. (Taps at microphone by the podium, adjusts notecards, and commences...)

In the early 17th century, Hans Leo Hassler wrote a secular love song called "Mein Gmüt ist mir verwirret," which, according to my research thus far, roughly translates to "Confused Are All My Feelings." Paul Gerhardt, a Lutheran hymnist, took the tune and created the Christian hymn "O Haupt voll Blut und Wunden," based on a medieval poem addressing the various parts of Christ's body on the Cross. The Anglican vicar John Gambold translated the poem as "O Head So Full of Bruises." Meanwhile, Johann Sebastian Bach took the melody and used it in St. Matthew's Passion. In 1899, the Presbytarian minister James Waddel Alexander wrote a new translation of the song as "O Sacred Head Now Wounded," as did Sir Henry Baker. Here is the first verse of the version I know best:

O Sacred Head, now wounded, with grief and shame weighed down,
Now scornfully surrounded with thorns, thine only crown!
O Sacred Head, what glory, what bliss till now was thine,
Yet, though despised and gory, I joy to call thee mine.

I grew up singing this hymn in my urban Mennonite church, or rather, standing and humming while everyone else who seemed to be well-trained in a capella four-part harmony belted it out with somber dignity. It wasn't my favorite hymn, as it focused on pain and suffering instead of the beauty of the earth and Beethoven. I might have appreciated it more had I associated it with St. Matthew's Passion, though.

In the early 1970's, the Jewish American songwriter Paul Simon created new words for the melody, called "American Tune." While it appeared on his first solo album, "There Goes Rhymin' Simon," it is more beautiful when Art Garfunkel sings as well. You can see and hear them sing it here during their 1981 concert in Central Park, New York. The words speak of weariness, disappointment and resignation mixed with longing. Here is the second verse:

And I don't know a soul who's not been battered,
I don't have a friend who feels at ease
I don't know a dream that's not been shattered
or driven to its knees
but it's alright, it's alright, for we lived so well so long
Still, when I think of the road we're traveling on
I wonder what's gone wrong,
I can't help it, I wonder what's gone wrong.

The last verse, with its mention of the Mayflower and the observation that "you can't be forever blessed" makes me think of the ships of people sailing to what they told themselves was a New World but was actually an old world already inhabited by other people. It's a big part of "what's gone wrong." Still, as Simon sings, "Tomorrow's going to be another working day," and perhaps there is yet hope for grace.

I'm working on chords for the song, and so far the ones that seem the most accurate are here. I'm ignoring the fancier chords, though (B and G and E flat diminutive chords, take heed). I'm currently awaiting the arrival of a Paul Simon songbook, so I'll update this post if I find a better chord arrangement.


A few side notes for those who hate trying to form the F chord and refuse to barre:

1)A new guitar friend of mine said that the word for capo (the guitar-widget you can clip onto the fretboard so that you can play in a different key using the chord shapes of your choice) in Spanish is cejilla, which means "little eyebrow." Hence, the finger that's doing the barring can be a bit curved and not clamped so tightly and stiffly against the strings... which is the way I've been attempting to barre chords.

2)If you still don't want to barre chords, remember that Lucinda Williams doesn't barre chords either. So there.

3) For those who hate the F chord, here is a relatively easy formation that Nancy Stewart taught me. The trick is to avoid playing both E strings. I couldn't find the chord chart on the web, so I made one just for you. Yes, I care about you that much.