Sunday, January 01, 2006

New Year's Resolutions for Fairy Tale Characters

Red Riding Hood:
1) Update glasses prescription.
2) Set up and keep yearly eye appointments with the optometrist.

Briar Rose:
1) Investigate textiles industry to find out how cloth is really made.
2) Wear heavy-duty gardening gloves when touching sharp objects.

Snow White:
1) Exercise extreme caution when giving out email addresses over the internet.
2) Teach the dwarves to make their own beds so there's extra time in the morning for yoga practice.

Please add to the list:


galetea said...


-Keep split ends in check.

Anonymous said...

gingerbread man:

1. take swimming lessons
2. while i'm at it... learn to ride a bike too, then compete in a triathlon!

Liz said...

The Three Bears

1. Have locks changed on cabin
2. Buy porridge thermometer

btw, I saw the clock on Yorkshire's site as well and am gonna add one to my site as well, might have to adopt a virtual pet too. Love all your little changes :)

Lone Star Ma said...

Beauty ( as in & The Beast):

Get counseling on cycle of domestic abuse.

Yorkshire Pudding said...

The Ugly Duckling - either a hand mirror or some plum sauce!