I dreamed last night that the press planned a visit to my house to interview me about children's books. Madonna was going to join them because she wanted to learn more about children's literature. I was excited, because Madonna would totally recant her previous statement about children's literature when she saw my books. I just knew she'd want to devote some of her funds to bringing back my beloved out-of-print picture books. I was cleaning and tidying the shelves (and finding various pieces of Lucia's Playmobil accessories among the dust-bunnies) when the alarm clock rang.
It seems only appropriate that I link the classic flash-animation piece where Strong Bad rewrites a children's book called Everyone is Different. For those of you without sound, you may read the transcript here, plus the commentary and Easter Eggs.
*The title of this post was inspired by this book.
