You can easily find ready-made shirts with "Princess" and "Diva" rhinestone-sprinkled on shirts. If you go to ALA, you can get a shirt that twinkles "READ." However, if you want to proclaim to the world what a spectacular (yet humble) storyteller you really are, you have to go out of your way to special order your shiny gear:
My one other storyteller item is a coffee-cup Bede persuaded a coworker to give him in the early days of our courtship:
By the way, even though I've raised my rates, I'm still cheaper than the clown.