Monday, September 03, 2007

Storyteller diamonds

You can easily find ready-made shirts with "Princess" and "Diva" rhinestone-sprinkled on shirts. If you go to ALA, you can get a shirt that twinkles "READ." However, if you want to proclaim to the world what a spectacular (yet humble) storyteller you really are, you have to go out of your way to special order your shiny gear:



My one other storyteller item is a coffee-cup Bede persuaded a coworker to give him in the early days of our courtship:



By the way, even though I've raised my rates, I'm still cheaper than the clown.

6 comments:

Yorkshire Pudding said...

I think it is possible to buy a "storyteller" thong. These items of underwear can be very inspirational.

Alkelda the Gleeful said...

YP: I've said it before, and I'll say it again-- you are a very silly man. Just remember-- I'm a storyteller for children, not Lita Ford.

adrienne said...

I *love* that shirt. You should wear it at every opportunity.

Farida Dowler said...

Adrienne-- That's the plan! It's my concert teeshirt. I might get another one in purple someday.

adrienne said...

PURPLE! WOW! The combination of purple and sparkles might be awesome enough to cause some kind of rift in the space-time continuum.

Lone Star Ma said...

Bede rocks. Very cool.

Lita Ford(: