Remember to eat plenty of limes before you attend the concert. There'll be no episodes of scurvy on Captain Bogg & Salty's watch. If any out-of-towners** on my blogroll actually show up for this event, you can be sure there'll be a bottle of rum just for you.

*I've not heard any other pirate rock and roll bands, but I'm sure Bogg & Salty are cutlass and pegleg above the rest.
**"Out of town" actually means "outside of the Puget Sound area. "
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