Today, Bede writes about his pet peeve of being asked "Why don't Catholics believe in evolution?" If you want me to spit nails, try posing the same question to me as well. Keep in mind, though that spitting nails is hard on my throat.
Believe what you like. Really. Just don't misrepresent Catholic (or any other) theology. Claiming that Catholic theology refutes evolution is like saying that Judaism refutes chocolate pudding.